is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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