Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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