it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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