I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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