What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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