I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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