And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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