Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
