Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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