Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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