Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
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My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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