there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes