your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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