Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
This is the high leading the old right now
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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