I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
this boner is exhausting
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.