he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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