angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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