So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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