The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
my poor anus
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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