Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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