this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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