I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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