I can't watch pbs sober anymore
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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