Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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