White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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