hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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