You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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