My friends, they love my intelligence
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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