at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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