Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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