i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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