Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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