My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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