Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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