I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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