There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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