I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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