why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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