Plan B is the new Plan A
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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