My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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