the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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