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I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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