yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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