Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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