ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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