But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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