her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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