no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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