trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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