Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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