I swear she didn't look like that last week.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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