Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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