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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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