covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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