Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Randomize
